WHO'S BEEN SLEEPIN IN MY FIRST BED?

BANZAI7 NEWS--New details have emerged in the Thanksgiving White House gate crasher affair. The Secret Service believes that Michael and Tark Salamis may have infiltrated the first bedroom.

Unidentified White House sources confirm that Michelle Obamas's tooth brush reportedly tasted of Cherry flavored double bubble on the evening of the Dinner. The President is also rumored to have discovered a pair of rogue boxer shorts under his pillow and a used condom wrapper under his night table.