WHO'S YOUR DADDY AND MOMMY?

BANZAI7--Who's your daddy?

Oh, damn. It's Charles Manson.

A 41-year-old man, who was adopted as a 10-year-old and raised in Illinois, spoke out recently about the harrowing discovery.

"The only thing worse would be finding out your father is Rush Limbaugh and your mother is Marilyn Manson," Matthew Roberts told The Sun newspaper.