FULL METAL BLANKFEIN

“This is my blackberry this is my gun, this is for killing this is for fun.”
FROM: FULL METAL BLANKFEIN

BANZAI7 NEWS--Senior bankers at Goldman Sachs are arming themselves with handguns to fend off any forthcoming populist uprising against the bank. A friend of one of the bankers tells a Bloomberg News columnist, "I just wrote my first reference for a gun permit," swearing to the good character of a Goldman Sachs Group Inc. banker. This unidentified banker says he's not the only one stocking up on guns, and the NYPD confirms that some of the Goldman Sachs bankers do have pistol permits.



"Listen you fuckers, you screw heads, here is a Goldman banker geek who would not take it anymore..."