AIRPORT SECURITY TIGHTENED

BANZAI7 NEWS--Tightened security measures have come into force for travellers flying into the United States, following a failed attempt last month to blow up an American airliner. GRIT Magazine reports that under the new guidelines, airport staff are carrying out full x-ray vision checks of female passengers traveling from countries which the US considers to be high risk. The Transportation Security Administration is reported to be buying up all available stocks of Magno X-Ray Vision Glasses to detect potential Unda-Bombers. Comic books with 'X-ray Spec' coupons already clipped are to be distributed to off duty airport security personnel.