SWINGING DUBAI DICK OPENS

BANZAI7 NEWS--Dubai renamed the world’s tallest Phallus in honor of the ruler of Abu Dhabi less than a month after receiving a $10 billion "naming rights" bailout payment from the neighboring emirate that defused a financial crisis.

The 200-story Burj Khalifa, or Khalifa Dick, was known until yesterday as Burj Babel.

Analysts are wondering if the Dubai Phallus can somehow be mated with New Yorks CITI Field.